1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine or NRA. Magazine - $3.00
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.
Later~
Liquid
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine or NRA. Magazine - $3.00
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.
Later~
Liquid
19 comments:
this is GOOOOOD!
WO HO HO HO HO HO...This is BRILLIANTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! ;-D
OMG...this is hilarious and in our part of the world, unfortunately true!!! Thanks for the Monday morning merriment!
G
You definitely are a Southern country girl. On the mark.
That is funny I love it. Maybe I should try it even though I'm in the north.
I just snorted my coffee.
That is a riot!
It's waaaayy too early in the morning for me to be laughing this much.
Gonna have to post this up at work later on.
Seems like fun over here.
Sounds like the guys in my hood!jeNN
kultural thang.......
I thought it was interesting that we were reading each other's blogs at the exact samr times. Love your bones too.jeNN
I think I will put a picture of "ole Jeff and Blue" on my page and call it Crenshaw Security Company!!!! HA
Less than two days til I get to see you...I'm so excited that I am going to blog about it!
north but soutern at heart lol grea post
I could picture this pretty vividly!. This must come from being southern gal ...even if a kind of transplant. I am fairly new to your blog. Thanks for sharing the fun
Linda
If these two handsome dogs were part of the welcoming committee, I don't think I'd visit for long. Funny, Suzanne! Thanks for the laugh. :D
LOL! That's a riot! I sent the link to a friend of mine. I think she'll get a kick out of it. ;o)
LOL
Ha ha!! Great post! You know what though? A cop here in L.A. told me once that people who have dogs rarely get their houses broken into. He said every home invasion he's investigated were non-dog households.
Who needs a gun when no one would break in in the first place?
LOL.... love the pic. I am nuts about pits. They are the sweetest.
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