Toward the end of Sunday service,

the Minister asked,

'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time,

except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?';

'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.'

She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.

How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.'

she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely,

would you please come down in front & tell us all

how a person can live ninety-eight years

and

not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,

turned to the congregation,

and said:

"I OUT LIVED THE BITCHES!"