I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,

and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show,

you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed,

'The way to achieve inner peace

is to finish all the things you have started

and have never finished.'

So,

I looked around my house to see all the things I started

and hadn't finished,

and before leaving the house this morning,

I finished off .....

a bottle of White Zinfandel,

a bottle of Captain Morgan,

a package of Oreos,

the remainder of my old Xanex prescription,

the rest of the cheesecake,

some Doritos,

and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea

how

freaking

good

I feel right now!!!