Monday Humor

Little SUZI was sitting on a park bench one day
munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from her said,

"Honey, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat."

Little SUZI replied,
"My grandmother lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandmother eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little SUZI answered,

"No, she minded her own friggin' business."