Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged,
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
....I am so sorry, but he's dead....
Edna replied,
'He didn't hang himself,
I put him there to dry.'
14 comments:
LMAO!!!
Happy Valentine's Day!
What a love story.... :)
Happy Valentines Day!
That was funny:)
gigglin/smilin :D Good one!!
Happy Valentine's Day to you to dear.
Miss you and hope to see you soon!
Chelle
Thats funny!!!!
Happy valentines day,Liquid
I love your sense of humor. That knocked me off my chair. God bless, and thanks for being you!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, He He He He He He ...
Now I wonder where she is now?
Amias,
Meridian Mississippi, I think.
:)
Shehe liked her men well...never mind.
LOL! you always make me laugh even on my gloomiest day!Thanks for sharing, really funny:)
Dig the header pic and cool blog--just cruised by..Cheers Fvck3r!
Missing you girl....
Hope you are back soon.
Ok, I don't even remember who's blog or what link I clicked on to get here but THAT was funny! LOL!
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