Button Up Today......

Blue Thursday....

My Views On Gun Control....

Although I think it very wise for my Father

and others closest to me,

to take away and with hold arms from me during the past 3.5 months,

my views, in general, coincide with the beliefs below.

...........America..........

be aware of this issue.

GUN CONTROL

Fight for your Second Ammendment Right!

We're gonna' need 'em!

:)

Ted Nugent - Gun Control

Archie Bunker - Gun Control

How It Works....

Francesca Beaupre',

of Meridian, Mississippi

was going up to bed when her son told her that she'd left the light on in the garden shed,

which she could see from the bedroom window.

Francesca opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

She phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

She said "no", they're in my shed.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that she should simply lock her door and an officer would be along when available.

Francesca said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago

because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them."

Then she hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Beaupre' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Francesca,

"I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

To which she coyly replied,

"I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Whatever it takes,

my motto!

The Lords Prayer....

How precious is this?

Dork F-ish.....

And On Today's Menu....

I will either

SERVE

you breakfast,

or

EAT

you for breakfast.

Take all the time you need with the menu.

After all,

it is

YOUR

decision.

Me

Public Service Announcement:

I welcome

the

WORLD,

back

to my blog!

Yup,

public again.

Why?

Well.........

"Why Not?",

I ask you.

It's much easier for everyone this way

and I just love being bumped

"UP"

on Google.

I have nothing to hide.

I like me.

I dig my friends.

It's all good.

REAL GOOD!

So,

whoever you are,

whoever you once were,

whoever you dream of becoming

and

for whomever you can't let go of..........

~THIS BLOG'S FOR YOU~

I welcome you, each.

Even if you are...

all wrapped up in one.

I'm like that too,

sometimes

!

Have a super day and enjoy your visit.

ME

*wink*

A Moment in My Head....

So,

I'm driving around town today,

accomplishing a few of the many errands that were delayed yesterday,

due to the tornadic weather and such.

I do not listen to local radio anymore

since I've had XM radio installed in my vehicles,

and this song, on channel 20, plays like, every 15 minutes.

No problem.

I like the song, personally,

.........but .........

Dang!

So,

in my warped little head,

instead of the true lyrics,

I start singing

MY OWN

rendition of the redundant words.

So, remember the next time you listen to this.......

NO AIR

by Jordan Sparks

Change the words to......

"NO HAIR, NO HAIR, NO HAIR, NO HAIR!"

Try it!

It is HYSTERICAL!

I began laughing so hard I almost ran atop the back end of a Mazda 626,

carrying a riding lawn mower in it's trunk.

{{{{Not kidding}}}}

Yikes,

I better learn to contain my off the "Moments In My Head"

'till I get home next time.

Have a good one, everyone!

I am on a roll today so you can probably expect more posts or crazy thoughts.

I AM CHILDLESS

for the first time in MANY months!

Therefore, I am bored.

:)-

Happy Friday Everyone!

Living Rooms Jam.....

Hope you enjoy this session as much as I did.

:)-

Boyce

is originally from Sarasota, Florida.

Check out his other videos on YouTube

here at....

Boyce Avenue

Below,

Boyce

sings a rendition of

a Leona Lewis

hit single,

"Bleeding Love"

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwnn.....

Good morning everyone!

I am taking double shots of coffee this morning so I can type this to you.

WoW!

What a party yesterday!

I want to thank you each for attending and making a special day for Bella,

special for everyone!

Also, thank you each for being so tidy and helping me keep things picked up!

You all are awesome!

I have made a list of birth dates for all who emailed me.

If you haven't sent me your birthday yet, please do so in an email.

I think I am going into the "Online Party Planning" business.

:)-

You know how we Southern women are!

We love to entertain and throw parties.....

So, that's what I'll be doing between my other gigs.

Again,

Hope you had a great day Bella

and thank you all for making my rainy day fun!

Have a super one today!

......AND WASN"T THAT A PARTY!?

Gifts For Bella ~ From Fellow Bloggers

Amias

from

LIQUIDPLASTIC

has searched the harbors and docks

far and wide

With that she comes with this magnificent ride!

A Yacht!

Sindi

from

LIFE IS A ROLLER-COASTER

Sends you warmest birthday wishes

and a copy of her favorite book!

Michelle

from

RUSSIN' ROUND UP

has found you this fabulous popcorn machine!

Yummy!

MEMPHIS STEVE

sends you this lovely
2008 Rolls Royce Phantom!

Pilgrim

from

PEACE OF MY MIND

Has purchased for you,

A prime piece of Canadian real estate

located in downtown Toronto!

Casa Loma

was never finished so some renovation is necessary.

It has some stables but will need a garage if she wants to park her car out of the elements.

My

gift to you is this

Pearl and Diamond

tiarra!

I know you'll wear it well

during this special year!

Our dear friend

Jack

has sent you these offical Police handcuffs.

But, hey, where is the key?

Cliff

from

WIXY'S GONE BANANA'S

has gifted you this fabulous "Faux" fur!

Frassy

from

THIS AND THAT

sends you this delicious basket of wine!

Sandy

from

WRITING IN FAITH

Sends you a birthday "Goose"

Everyone needs on of these on her big day!

Stacy

sends you 2 tickets for an

Around the World Cruise

on the

PRIDE OF AMERICA

Stargazer Lily's

from LL

over at

Chromed Curses

They Say It's Your Birthday - Party Below!

Happy Birthday Bella!

Ya'll go on over to Bella's blog,

.......It Is What It Is............

and wish her a wonderful day!

Then everyone come back over here and help me eat this cake

and drink up these Mint Julips!

We all know and love the fact that Bella is Green

so I thought them to be the perfect drink

for a party on such a fabulous spring day!

Also, loved the cake because it was also Green,

in that it is as beautiful as Bella

and just as sweet.

"Dah'ling...May every hallway be a runway for you, today!"

And Mint Julips.....On Me!

5 f resh mint leaves, plus a few mint sprigs, for garnish

1 teaspoon sugar Shaved ice

2 1/2 ounces bourbon whiskey Lemon slice, for garnish,

optional Orange slice, for garnish,

optional Maraschino cherry, for garnish,

Place mint leaves, sugar and a splash of water into a silver julep cup
or a 12-ounce Tom Collins glass.
Muddle the mint, sugar, and water together with the tip of the handle of a wooden spoon.
Fill the glass with shaved ice, add the bourbon, and stir until combined.
Garnish with a lemon or orange slice, a cherry,
and a few sprigs of fresh mint.

Enjoy!

Letter From WalMart....

After my Father retired, my Mother insisted that he begin to accompany her on her trips to Walmart and just try to enjoy the experience with her.

Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
As he is a no frills, in and out, kinda guy.

Equally unfortunately, my Mother is like most women - - she loves to browse and browse and browse some more.

Yesterday my Mother tells me of a letter she received from the local Wal-Mart on Higway 19 North.


Dear Mrs. White,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. White are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in "Housewares" to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
he assumed a fetal position and screamed
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waitedawhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Please choose another store in our area to browse in.
We do appreciate your business.

Regards,
Tom Richards
Walmart Manager



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