11.18.2008

Obsessions.....

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said, "Mary, you are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom, "Ann, your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mom, "Joyce, your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,
took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving.
Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us."

7 comments:

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You are very funny! BWAHAHA! Enjoy your day...

Daisy said...

ha ha ha! :D

Shadow said...

that's so funny, funny, funny. mind if i mail it to my friends.....

RiverPoet said...

:-D

Hilarious!

Peace - D

Michelle Dawn said...

That was hilarious :)

coltfan said...

lmao good one!

Awake In Rochester said...

If I had kids one would be named internet. ;o)