11.04.2008

Margaritas.....


Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about
Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness,
Nausea,
Vomiting,
Incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Attraction to persons of the same sex
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

.........Personally.........
They WORK for me!

16 comments:

La Framéricaine said...

Beautiful!

I am always on the trail of an "honest" Margarita--loosely translated, a stiff shot of tequila, stiff shot of cointreau, and a nice tasting Margarita mix.

I prefer mine on the rocks with salt and lemon-lime-colored. No pink Margaritas for me, otherwise, it ain't a Margarita.

However, I must admit that I do most of my misbehaving on Cook's American Champagne. I know, it sounds like contradiction in terms, but it is tasty, cheap, bubbly, and makes me drunk, gregarious, and most of that other stuff on your list of warnings for only $5.00 for a regular size bottle and $7.99 for a Magnum (on sale)!

Ma chère, I left you an invitation to play "6 Random Things"on my blog on Sunday, November 2nd, with the strict understanding that you might be disinclined to play which would be your perogative. Nevertheless, I would love to read them, if you are so inclined.

I also added a link to your blog from mine--which I thought was already there because I always "follow" your blog, anon.

Amitiés,

Ghost Dansing said...

jerry garcia and me like whiskey in the jar......

Ghost Dansing said...

i can't resist this one though.....

Chelle said...

did you pass this information on to LuLu or did you GET this from her..she's definitely not a drinker, but she does love a good evening with 'rita every now and then...

SandyCarlson said...

You got it, baby. That's what the doctor ordered.

Shadow said...

sweetie, you're too funny!!!

ozymandiaz said...

I believe I have experienced all of those side effects...

Christina said...

I prefer mine on the rocks sans salt, but they still work!!!

smilemonsters said...

I love it!! I needed a laugh today. I could use one of those right about now. :)

Jo

Shinade said...

Yummmmmmmm.....I love margaritas!!:-))

Lenni said...

HAHAHAA!! That is awesome! :D

coltfan said...

honest occifer the light was pink.

cathouse teri said...

I love my margaritas! It's always proved to be very good therapy for me.

I have discovered that the margarita naysayers can be stifled if they try one with anejo tequila. It's expensive, but worth it!

Diamond said...

I Love it!

Diamond said...

I Love it!

Gadfly said...

Heh ... scotch dulls my unhappy jigsaw points while I'm actually trying to connect with other people.

But Margaritas would do the same thing ;-)