Important Women's Health Issue:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,
ask your doctor or pharmacist about
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Attraction to persons of the same sex
And a desire to sing Karaoke
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
They WORK for me!