2.11.2008

Monday Humor

Little SUZI was sitting on a park bench one day
munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from her said,

"Honey, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat."

Little SUZI replied,
"My grandmother lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandmother eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little SUZI answered,

"No, she minded her own friggin' business."

6 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

You know, there are times when I wish I could use that line.

But I did have a good laugh and I will tell it to some.

Warren said...

Nice

rdl said...

Love it!!!! :D :D

Bella said...

That's priceless!

=) Bella

EC said...

LMAO! That was cute!

Jon said...

Loved this post! Sure got a big laugh out of it. Sometimes I think humor is better than vitamins for maintaining both mental and physical health. Best regards, Jon in Vicksburg, Miss. at http://mississippigarden.blogspot.com