8.28.2007

MY LIVING WILL....

I, _____ _____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

-my camera
-a hug
-chocolate
-my camera
-my car keys
-chocolate
-chicken fried steak
-cream gravy
-chocolate
-mexican food
-french fries
-chocolate
-pizza
-ice cream
-chocolate
-my car keys
-chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Kindley,
Liquid

2 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

This one will also be shown to the Missus

74WIXYgrad said...

Mrs74WIXYgrad liked both the living will and the t-shirt.