WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF.....

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU?

IF - YOUR BATHWATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS?

IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS & KISSES?

SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

Well......"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

YOU'D BE IN THE WRONG DAMN HOUSE!