12.04.2008

Marriage.....

This 80 year old woman was arrested for
shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied,
"A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said,
"I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment,
the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said,
"What is it?"
The husband said,
"She also stole a can of peas."

14 comments:

Gadfly said...

holy crap. That picture is priceless

*chuckle*

beth said...

Hope it was the small can of peas! Poor old lady.

Megan said...

Snort!

crazyladybeads said...

I guess we all know what's getting served in the dog house when she gets out.

Shadow said...

nasty, nasty... i believe he's in the dog house now...

Diamond said...

LMAO..I luv it!

Michelle Dawn said...

I see someone going to the doghouse LMAO

Daisy said...

Aw...true love! HA HA HA! :D

Panaderos said...

LOL!!!

JihadGene said...

Jail food sux! They always cut up the hot links!

Akelamalu said...

I hope she slapped him hard! LOL

Amel's Realm said...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...HILARIOUS! I DIDN'T expect that at all!!! THANKS for the laugh! ;-D

Have a blessed weekend! ;-D

coltfan said...

that is funny as hell.

Ghost Dansing said...

dog house currency....