12.20.2008


Because:
If I have been a bad girl..........
It may well have depended on the situation at hand.
If I have acted out in a bad way......
I'm sure you know the conditions I was forced to act under.
If I was sneaky........
You'll know I had no choice in the matter.
(No rules in love and war, right?)
If I had bad thoughts dancing in my head.........
like really bad thoughts.....
you'll notice I didn't act upon those.
I just allowed them to dance for awhile.
If I was naughty.............
I was good at it.
No complaints.
Just requests for more.
If I seemed cruel and heartless...........
I just evened the score!
If you see me dressed somewhat like you on Christmas Eve.......
Please take no personal offense.
Consider it a "treat" for someone who has been REALLY good.
Oh, and if you saw me dip the cat's feet in red paint and toss her onto the trampoline.....
Well, you've got me there!
Love,
Liquid

27 comments:

Shadow said...

there definately are levels of good and bad. and sometimes bad is damn good!

Charli said...

This is fabulous. I guess I've been bad too... But Santa better get his ass here anyway. I know where he lives.

Liquid said...

Shadow:
Justification is a small part of our disease. But didn't I do good!

:~)

Liquid said...

Charli:
If you know where he lives, I have a two seater helicopter! We'll give him until 1:00 a.m on the
25th of Dec. then I'll pick you up and we'll settle this good and bad deal with him!

he he he he he

Michelle Dawn said...

There are defiantly levels of good and bad but I don't think you have anything to worry about. If he doesn't show up I'll kick his butt.


By the way We are going to renew our vows on May 21st, 2009 depending on his work. Merry Christmas.

Christina said...

LOL @ cat on the trampoline!

Liquid said...

Michelle:
You can ride with...........on the landing boards. You're gonna be in charge of the smoke bombs if we have to invade! lol

Utah Savage said...

I love rationalization and justification. Both perfectly serviceable. Nice job dear, and happy damn xmas to you. Whether you've been naughty or nice, you deserve the very best.

Ghost Dansing said...

santa baby.....

coltfan said...

If you can't be good I say be good at it lol!

Daisy said...

Semantics, it is all semantics! HA! I hope Santa brings you everything on your list, Liquid. :D

Awake In Rochester said...

I hope that I never get on your bad side. ;o)

Vigilante said...

Wizard was certainly correct. Yours are among the most exquisite pages to be found on the 'Net.

Meghan said...

Sometimes being bad is worth the coal in the stocking.

Jean said...

I don't see how you could possibly be any good-er!

Merry Christmas, Liquid ♥

Liquid said...

Christina:

The debil made me do it!

he he he

Liquid said...

Utah Savage:

I am in total agreeement with you on that one!
Thank you and Merry Christmas to you too!

I am most kind when I am allowed to be naughty. Oh yeah, I don't have to ask for permission anymore!

These days, I TAKE what I WANT!!

Love you!

Liquid said...

Ghost Dansing:

Yeah, that is my "Holiday Motto" this year!

Merry Sexy Christmas to you my dear!

Liquid said...

Coltfan:

You got it all figured out! And I like that in a man!

Liquid said...

Daisy:

I just love the little "Santas" in your floral! You are so precious!
As far as getting what I want for Christmas this year...............condider it "DELIVERD"!

Love yah' chick!

Liquid said...

Awake:

Not to worry, you are on my favorite's list and will be "ON CALL" for any holiday mischief and/or funK!

Merry Christmas!

Liquid said...

Vigilante:
Welcome and thanks for your sweet review. It's real around here. Nothing more, nothing less.

Hurry back. I think I'm gonna fall for you!

Liquid said...

Meghan:

If Santa gives you coal in your stocking..........make a great sketching of someone just as bad/good, I say!

Liquid said...

Jean:
I've been takin' notes from the best of the good/bad this year in Bloggeritaville. I send you a personal thank you note at this moment. You've been a mentor to me without your even knowing.

Merry Chirstmas Beautiful!

Tashai said...

Just wanted to wish you a tremendous holiday!

Liquid said...

Tashai:

And I wish for you the same, dear!

Awake In Rochester said...

I liked this post so much that I have a link to it. Yes, yet another link to your blog. lol By the way, you will be on my favorites list (blog roll) when I update it. I'm just kind of slow about it.