10.24.2008

Kiss The Cabbie....


A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.

But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says.
Pull into the next alley, maybe we will see what we can do.
"The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I've sinned.
I lied. I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says,
"That's OK,
my name is Kevin
and
I'm going to a Halloween party!"

{Thank you WIXY}

5 comments:

Shadow said...

the best!!!!!!!

74WIXYgrad said...

Glad I could help, and I love the illustration.

beth said...

Be careful waht you ask for...you just might get IT! Great story.

Daisy said...

HA! :D

coltfan said...

I have heard a similiar joke but dirtier lmao