9.22.2008

The Pink Weenie.....

There will be NO photograph with this post.

Sorry!

A couple was attending an art exhibition at a National Gallery and they were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench.

Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

'In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Kentucky coal miners,

and the guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

he he he he he he he he he he he

15 comments:

dons_mind said...

roflmao good one...

Ghost Dansing said...

so many ways to tell him......

TERI REES WANG said...

Absolutely Classic!

G-Man said...

Thank You so much for not posting a pic with this post!!!
;-)

Hale McKay said...

bwa-ha-ha-ha! I didn't see that one coming!

Great one!

Maeve said...

LOL!

Nit Wit said...

I scared myself when I laughed. I almost never do that out loud, and m not used to the noise. :)

Janet Campbell said...

hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! That is tooo funny!!!!! Love it! You are so entertaining girl! Reminds me of a comment I once had on one of my sparkling trees on broken wood. An artsy fartsy said that they loved my representation & protest of deforestation! hum..Ok but I just like painting them, turning something broken & useless into something pretty, had no political issue or world problem of any kind in mind!

Bella said...

HAHA!

I'm grateful as well that there's no pic to accompany this!

=)

ozymandiaz said...

Holy crap
I hope I remember this
awesome funny, thanks for sharing

Daisy said...

Liquid, you're such a scamp! HA HA HA! Love it! :D

Blage said...

Love it!

moxylyn said...

LOL I did not see that coming!

Jo said...

That made me laugh a little. ;)

Visionary Journey said...

:-)