4.25.2008

Dog For Sale....


A man is driving around the back woods of Mississippi and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

"Talking Dog For Sale ."

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says,

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says,

"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so I contacted the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders;
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed!

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars?"

" This dog is amazing!"
"Why on earth are you selling him so cheap!?"


"Because, he's a liar!"
He never did any of that!

17 comments:

Keith Simerson said...

Reminds me of some people I know.

Keep that dog image in your head today ... guaranteed to help with a drooping chin.

ozymandiaz said...

sounds like he SHOULD work for government

cathouse teri said...

I got a total kick out of that! And believe me, it's hard to make me laugh today! :)

Liquid said...

Keith:
Yeah, that's what prompted me to post this today!

Ozymandiaz:
Ha! I'll bet he's just "undercover" here in Mississippi!
:o

Cathouse Teri:
Hope you continue to find things that make you smile all day

Karen said...

How funny! I think I have now have new joke to share with my friends. Thanks.

Lyn said...

LOL thanks for the laugh happy weekend

ozymandiaz said...

If I were a dog I would not want to bu undercove in any state where beastiality is legal
Know what I mean?

Liquid said...

Hey Karen and lyn:
thanks for poppin in! It's a funny day around here! As usual!

Liquid said...

ozymandiaz:

Is beastiality really leagle, anywhere? Just curious!

Nit Wit said...

If I had that dog he would lie to my family and friends about me to get me in trouble. Sometimes dogs seem to resent me,though I haven't been bitten in about 25 years. Maybe I don't taste good.

Liquid said...

Nit Wit:
I'd bite you, reguardless.
You, at least, seem tasty!

Grrrrrowwwwwwwwwl.

te he!

Liquid said...

ozymandiaz:

I meant to type....legal.

lol

Imagine me fucking up THAT word!

SandyCarlson said...

The laptop made the rounds to read your post and get a good laugh at the photo! Thanks for kicking off our weekend with some good fun!

And thanks for stopping by.

kasper794 said...

Oh I so needed a laugh today. Thanks that was great.

Liquid said...

Hello Sandy:
It's always a pleasure visiting your blog! Have a wonderful weekend, dahling!

Kasper:
I'm laughing a little more these days too!

:)-

ozymandiaz said...

apperantly it is legal in Several states, including Florida where they are presently moving to outlaw it.
there is a link in my earthday post you should check out

rdl said...

:D:D love it! might have to steal this one for joke friday.