2.14.2008

Valentine....


Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged,
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
....I am so sorry, but he's dead....

Edna replied,
'He didn't hang himself,
I put him there to dry.'

14 comments:

EC said...

LMAO!!!

Happy Valentine's Day!

~gkw said...

What a love story.... :)

Happy Valentines Day!

Sindi said...

That was funny:)

rdl said...

gigglin/smilin :D Good one!!

Chelle said...

Happy Valentine's Day to you to dear.
Miss you and hope to see you soon!
Chelle

Frasypoo said...

Thats funny!!!!
Happy valentines day,Liquid

Sandy Carlson said...

I love your sense of humor. That knocked me off my chair. God bless, and thanks for being you!

Amias said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, He He He He He He ...

Now I wonder where she is now?

Liquid said...

Amias,

Meridian Mississippi, I think.

:)

74WIXYgrad said...

Shehe liked her men well...never mind.

Tassycrafty said...

LOL! you always make me laugh even on my gloomiest day!Thanks for sharing, really funny:)

fvck3r said...

Dig the header pic and cool blog--just cruised by..Cheers Fvck3r!

Chelle said...

Missing you girl....
Hope you are back soon.

Melissa said...

Ok, I don't even remember who's blog or what link I clicked on to get here but THAT was funny! LOL!