12.14.2007

' TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE SATURDAY....


'Twas the night before Saturday and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.

Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.

"Must be my Mommy" thought Kitty (that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else drives through the refridgerator, quite....like that!

Indeed it was ol' Mommy, so jolly and fat
With a load of pretty presents
and most for the cat!

"Wow, the best Saturday ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball and then shed some more fur.
Welcome Home MOMMY!

2 comments:

lime said...

LOL!!! a bit macabre but surely accurate

Amias said...

Very creative! And very amusing.