7.13.2007

ITALIAN CONVERSATION....

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives.........

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

5 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

Well that's one advantage of me living in Ohio. But them I think I've heard my share of all a buckeye is is a worthless nut.

But seriously, I think the post was quite funny. I'll have to work on an Italian accent so I can tell the joke.
You've given me some new material to tell those who aren't as aware of the blogosphere, and I would imagine you recycle your jokes well, and for that I tip my cap to you.

Liquid said...

Living in Mississippi, you have plenty a selection of jokes to choose from! Always an honor to have you here WIXY! And......I just love an Italian accent.......no matter WHERE it's from! lol

rdl said...

Cute!

Liquid said...

Well, hello RDL....you've been missed! Always happy to read you here! :)

Pilgrim said...

Hilarious. This lifted me out of my morning funk.

Thank you.