Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store
and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme
but I don't give a shit.


fishing guy said...

Liquid: You are certainly talented in coming up with funny posts.

Panaderos said...

This is so hilarious and witty!

Nit Wit said...

Not all men crave Huge Boobs, though they aren't a deal breaker.
What is the answer to the big butt question?

Liquid said...

The big butt question.........

I have no idea!


ozymandiaz said...

I don't need a golf course...
and its not the size of the booty
it is the shape.
least wise it is to me.

Liquid said...

Brilliant, you are!