Toward the end of Sunday service,
the Minister asked,
'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.
'Mrs. Neely?';
'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.'
She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
How old are you?'
she replied.
'Oh, Mrs. Neely,
would you please come down in front & tell us all
how a person can live ninety-eight years
not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
turned to the congregation,
and said:



Sandpiper said...

LOL I love it!! You have a great blog!

Liquid said...

Why, thank you Sandpiper!
That is an honor, coming from you!

Thanks for visiting!

Panaderos said...

LOL!! Loved this joke! :)

Have a great weekend and take care!

SandyCarlson said...

Here, here! God bless her, and may we share her luck!

Chelle said...

I could see this, oh so much, coming from someone in my family! HaHa
Bet you can guess who it would have been???

rdl said...

Love it!!!

QUASAR9 said...


Kalibitch said...

With any luck that's me someday.
thnaks for stopping by. I likey your place.

Nit Wit said...

That was great!
Reminded me of my mother who lived to be 70 and crowed about outliving the Doctors who predicted her early demise.
Kali sent me and it looks like I’ll be back.

fishing guy said...

Liquid: Now that was funny, no matter who you are. Really not what I expected.

Gallicissa said...

Lovely joke! You've got a great blog with a lot of readable content!

Tassycrafty said...

Hahhahahahaha!Oh my God, this is so funny! that's the attitude!weyyy!