4.18.2008


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works,
and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show,
you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed,
'The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started
and have never finished.'

So,

I looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished,
and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off .....
a bottle of White Zinfandel,
a bottle of Captain Morgan,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Xanex prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos,
and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea
how
freaking
good
I feel right now!!!

4 comments:

Angie said...

Now, that Dr. Phil really knows how the rest of us should live our lives. I can't believe society ever functioned without him. This is hilarious. Thanks.

Nit Wit said...

I've always hatedDr. Phil. Now I see I just wasn't following his advice properly.
Now I'm craving White Zinfandel and Oreos.

Nit Wit said...

Reruns, sorry didn't read the little yellow box the first time.

Billy said...

In my father's house there are many mansions. Some have rum, Xanax, and Doritos apparently :)