1.18.2008

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat.
He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke {{{{whatever}}}} while cruising around and "bull shiting" with his buddies,
while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed:
Clueless

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Dear Clueless:

Put on your "Big" girl panites and
Grow up!
Dump him!

Good grief woman!

You don't need him anymore!

{{{DUH}}}

You're a Senator from New York,

AND...

you're running for President of the United States!
It is "HIGH TIME", you begin to act like it!


{{{{{{{{{{{Muahhahahahahahahahahaha}}}}}}}}}}

5 comments:

kasper794 said...

HE HE HE HE that was good.

Amias said...

That was darn good ..
Now where did I put my bit girl panties! LOL

kasper794 said...

I have an award for you on my page The Cheer Me Up Award go to my page for the details.

wzzp said...

in my thoughts. here is something to ponder on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBLGlb-MOGg

Memphis Steve said...

That was funny!